broral:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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(via namonaki-und-friends)

modestverbosity:

My amazing birthday dinner!

New York strip steak with bearnaise made from scratch, baked eggplant, and red wine that (sadly) didn’t end up pairing well with bernaise sauce lol 

And I’m too full to break into the berry & rhubarb pie yet, I’m dying for a piece though! 
I typically don’t like steak but Nick assured me he’d make me the best steak ever and totally came through.
He had the great idea of seasoning the steaks with paprika and it went soo so well with the sauce.. He’s pretty much on my level of cooking skills and is so much fun to create with! 

In closing, we definitely aren’t going to have any money for going out to eat over the weekend buuut, it was totally worth it   :P 
Happy birthday to me!  :D

I just realized how weird my plates look with the heart design thing around the rim……

modestverbosity:

My amazing birthday dinner!

New York strip steak with bearnaise made from scratch, baked eggplant, and red wine that (sadly) didn’t end up pairing well with bernaise sauce lol

And I’m too full to break into the berry & rhubarb pie yet, I’m dying for a piece though!
I typically don’t like steak but Nick assured me he’d make me the best steak ever and totally came through.
He had the great idea of seasoning the steaks with paprika and it went soo so well with the sauce.. He’s pretty much on my level of cooking skills and is so much fun to create with!

In closing, we definitely aren’t going to have any money for going out to eat over the weekend buuut, it was totally worth it :P
Happy birthday to me! :D

I just realized how weird my plates look with the heart design thing around the rim……

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.
so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

mishapenmagic:

letmebeyourtlc:

zandalarian:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

probably thought his entire existence ended

nerdy moment: babies at that age don’t have object permanence. if the object cannot be seen, it does not exist. image how freaked the fuck out you would be if suddenly everything went black - effectively ceasing to exist. the baby’s entire world vanished then came back.

so yeah. he probably did think his entire existence ended.

It’s not nerdy. It’s called child development.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

(Source: mrs-zoldyck, via mysticalheartsliberator)

and-some-acapulco-shirts:

this absolutely made my night. 
amazing

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mysticalheartsliberator)

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

1929nt2:

pulpfanfiction:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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christ putin

no but my fave part of this is the writing on her back says “go sit on a dick Putin”

(Source: misterjakes, via mysticalheartsliberator)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via letsdancetothestereotypes)

STERCULIUS: Roman god of fertilizer. Or, to be blunt, god of poop.

historical-nonfiction:

Romans had gods for everything. Now, they might not have beaten the ancient Egyptians (who had a god of the sun, the sun’s rays, and the sun disk) but the Romans still approached ludicrousness with their large and continually-expanding pantheon. Take Stericulius, for instance. A god of poop?…

(Source: godchecker.com)